Wednesday, April 06, 2011

A Day's Worth of Questions--Part II

These posts do not constitute a whole day's worth of questions. In order to correctly record a complete day's worth of questions, I would need a scribe following me around all day just writing everything down. What a lousy job.

These questions bring us to about 2pm.

  1. Can you turn on Sesame Street?
  2. Can you turn on a movie that's not Tangled?
  3. What colors do you use for a rainbow?
  4. What's after orange?
  5. Mommy, Mommy, does green go after orange?
  6. What comes after green?
  7. What goes after blue?
  8. Mommy, Mama, what goes after blue?
  9. Is 3 more than 2?
  10. Now do you want me to turn it upside down?
  11. Me, three?
  12. Mommy, when can we have lunch?
  13. How many more minutes?
  14. Why?
  15. Why don't you want us to put them in?
  16. You want us to put it in the back?
  17. Can you help me open this, please?
  18. Mommy, can you help me open this, please?
  19. Why?
  20. Why?
  21. Mama, can we play in Darcy's room, please?
  22. Mommy, can we play outside in the front yard?
  23. Please?
  24. Can we watch a movie that's not Rapunzel, please?
  25. Mommy, can we watch a movie that's not Rapunzel?
  26. Please?
  27. Can you turn on Sesame Street?
  28. Mommy, have you seen my tea set plate?
  29. Mommy, have you seen my plate and purple knife?
  30. Mommy, can I use this plate for my tea set thing?
  31. Mommy, can we eat lunch with Daddy?
  32. Mommy, when can you turn on Sesame Street?
  33. Can you turn on KERA?
  34. Can you turn on Barney?
  35. Can you turn on Barney?
  36. Can you turn on Max and Ruby?
  37. Can we watch a movie that's not Rapunzel?
  38. Who are those apple slices for?
  39. How do you spell "dear"?
  40. Mama, how do you spell "dear"?
  41. Does "d" go after "e"?
  42. Mommy, can I have a bite?
  43. Please?
  44. Mommy, is that butter?
  45. What is it?
  46. Can I taste some cheese?
  47. Mama, can I try your apples?
  48. Mommy, when can I go back to soccer?
  49. How about next week?
  50. Next month?
  51. Mommy, can you turn on Sesame Street?
  52. When can we watch anything?
  53. Mama, can I watch something?
  54. What can I do?
  55. Mommy, can I be out?
  56. When can I?
  57. Can I be out?
  58. Can I read?
  59. When can I be out?
  60. Can I be out now?
  61. What can I watch?
  62. Why?
  63. Mommy, can I be out?
  64. Can I be out?
  65. Is there anything I can do to help you?
  66. When can I be out?
  67. Can I try one of the strawberries?
  68. What can I have?
  69. Can I have pretzels?
  70. Mama, am I being good?
  71. Why?
  72. What is that yellow thing right there?
  73. What stuff?
  74. Mama, why don't you want your flip flops on?
  75. Why do you put your purple thing in your mouth?
  76. Is there anything I can do to help you?
  77. [Edited for my privacy!]
  78. Are you going to take a shower?
  79. Mommy, when can you fix lunch for us?
  80. Can I live with Mrs. Lutzky?
  81. What about Charly?
  82. What about Brianna?
  83. Caroline?
  84. Whose mom is meaner than you?
  85. Ava?
  86. Why is this house so small?
  87. Which one you want me to do?
  88. Which one you want me to do?
  89. What's after Princess and Frog?
  90. Guess what I'm wearing today?
  91. Which one you want me to do?
  92. Why?
  93. So are you saying I can do whatever I want?
  94. Are you putting that in the recycle bin?
  95. Can you tie my shoes?
  96. Which book you want me read?
  97. How come when you're making an omelet, you have to do this with a spatula?
  98. Why?
  99. How can you pull off eggs?
  100. Why do you like to make Mama eggs so much?
  101. Do you want me to go get in the truck right now?
  102. When can we go?
  103. What?
  104. Which one do you want me to read first?
  105. What does that mean, Mama?
  106. Is there anything I can do to help you?
Exhausting even typing it! On average, this was 2 children (mostly 1, really) asking about 25 questions an hour. I never want to do this again!

5 comments:

Oilfield Trash said...

Reading this and the first one makes me really glad that I got snipped.

Jackie said...

That is a HOOT!!! I love it! As I read I just put myself there taking notes!!! HEHEHE!!!

Shanon said...

I do have to point out how often your children say 'please' and 'may I'. Also, on both of these there is a question I absolutely adore, mostly because I NEVER hear it. "Is there anything I can help you with, Mama?" Love that one. Adore it. You probably would like it more if there was actually something they could help you with. :)

Georgia said...

Shan...I have to say, that question is a saving grace for one kid. It's one of the few things that keep me from flat exterminating a little curly-headed moppet...

Jennings said...

hey I think we made the list of questions! how fun is that:)